are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic
when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5 hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise
he graduated high school for masturbating